捷瑟敏

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqIp3i1ZBzI

Yo I came home from work the other day
I was tired
I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little Xbox
You know
Relax a little
Then my wife comes in
She starts telling me
I play too much Xbox
I said what the fuck do you mean
This is just how I relax
Can I just play a little Xbox
Then she says
I saw on Oprah today
That guys who play video games
Don't love their wives
I'm like motherfucking bitch
Fuck Oprah
I don't give a fuck
I wanna play my video games
I don't give a fuck about Oprah
Oprah ain't got no man
You better worry about your motherfucking self
I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox
She said
You seem like you have a anger problem
Maybe you need some help
I'm like
Bitch call the police now
Gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have any say
They'll brainwash you until you see they way
我下班回家累得要命
坐到我的躺椅上，玩一下Xbox
只是想要放鬆一下
結果我老婆跑進來
她說我太常玩Xbox了

我說：
這啥意思？放鬆一下不行齁？
玩一下Xbox不行逆？

然後我老婆說：
我今天看歐普拉的節目，
她說愛玩電動的人，都不愛他們老婆！

我超火大：
幹你娘！歐普拉去死！
玩個Xbox都不行逆？
幹你娘！歐普拉懂個屁？
歐普拉又沒男人要她！
妳他媽的管好自己就好吧！
我只是想在Xbox游戲裡殺殺人啦！

老婆說：
你好像有情緒管理問題。
可能該看個醫生。

我說：
臭婊子！去報警啊！

要被關到精神病院
他們會讓你血紅著眼，把你洗腦
你什麼都沒辦法投訴
他們會把你洗腦，直到你的想法符合他們的要求


I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself
我沒有瘋（精神病院）
你才是瘋子（精神病院）　
你快把我逼瘋了（精神病院）
他們把我丟進精神病院
說這是唯一的辦法
說要給我專業協助
避免我自我傷害

The other day I go on the internet
I'm just trying to check my email
So put in my password
It says I have an invalid password
I know my fuckin' password
So then it says go to customer service
So I get on customer service
I start talking to this dude
This motherfucker sounds like he's from India or some shit
He says to me
Whats your first dogs name
I don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was
What the fucks the matter wit you
I just want my password
Gimme my fuckin' password
So then he ends up giving me my password
And he says
Your password has been sent to your email address
I'm like I cant get in my email address
What about cant get in my email address do you not understand motherfucker
He says oh my god
It seems like you have an anger problem
You should have that checked out
有一天我在上網，想要看一下我的電子郵件
輸入我的密碼，它卻說密碼無效，
我明明知道自己的密碼啊！
它說請洽客服，我只好打去客服
開始跟這個好像是從印度還是哪裡來的傢伙講話

他問我說：
你養過的第一隻狗的名字叫什麼？

幹幹幹！我為什麼要知道我養過的第一隻狗叫什麼？
幹你娘你什麼意思蛤？我只是要我的密碼而已耶！
王八蛋快給我我的密碼啦！

結果他終於要把我的密碼給我
他說密碼已經寄到我的信箱裡

我說：
幹你娘我就是不能進去信箱啊！
你他媽是聽不懂人話是不是？

他說：
天啊，你可能有情緒管理問題。
你應該趕快去看醫生。

我：
ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ幹幹幹幹幹！

I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself
我沒有瘋（精神病院）
你才是瘋子（精神病院）　
你快把我逼瘋了（精神病院）
他們把我丟進精神病院
說這是唯一的辦法
說要給我專業協助
避免我自我傷害

The other day I'm just sittin' alone
On lunch break at my job
Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got little potato chips on the side
Little koo-aid
This motherfucker walks up to me and says
Are you gonna eat that
Like yeah I'm gonna eat that
What the fuck you think I'm gonna do
Shove it up your ass
Do you understand that that pork can kill you
Look motherfucker
Pork is not gonna kill me
Unless they figure a way
To shoot it out of a fucking gun
But I might kill you
If you keep fuckin' with me
He says hey calm down
I'm a vegan
Fuck a vegan
I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust motherfucker
Just step away from my fucking sandwich
He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid
I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body
Do you wanna see it motherfucker
Oh my god
You need therapy
You have an anger problem
Ahhhhhhh

有一天上班我中午休息的時候
想要享用我的火腿三明治
配一點洋芋片，喝一點人工果汁

結果一個王八蛋突然走向我，跟我說：
這東西你也敢吃喔？

我說：
廢話我當然敢吃，不然你要怎樣，塞到你屁股裡面嗎？

他說：
你知道豬肉危害人體嗎？

我說：
你他媽給我聽好，豬肉不會害死我，
除非他們研究出方法，把豬肉作成子彈射我。
可是如果你再吵，我可不保證你不被打死。

他說：
別生氣嘛，我吃素的。

我：
幹你娘！吃素的？你吃木屑我也不管啦！
離我的火腿三明治遠一點！

他說：
你知道你的人工果汁裡面有多少糖分嗎？

我說：
你知道人體裡面有多少血液嗎？
你現在是不是想看看？

他說：
天啊，你需要看醫生。
你有情緒管理問題。

我說：
ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ幹幹幹幹幹！


I'm not crazy - institution
You're the one that's crazy -institution
You're driving me crazy - institution
They put me in a institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the professional help
To save from the enemy myself
Suicidal
我沒有瘋（精神病院）
你才是瘋子（精神病院）　
你快把我逼瘋了（精神病院）
他們把我丟進精神病院
說這是唯一的辦法
說要給我專業協助
避免我自我傷害
我的自殺傾向